[WP] You have embraced extreme redditing. You have moved to an abandoned, underground silo with a high speed internet connection and Amazon drones deliver everything you need. After a couple of years of never stepping outside you discover one day that your Internet Connection is down.
This was definitely the only joke post I have really done so far. I saw this and just wanted to write a one off short story that would have a punchline. Granted I think I still somehow strayed away from that but I enjoyed this because it is fundamentally much more idiotic in just premise than the other stories I have written. I am calling this "Reddit's Down and My Life is Over".